belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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