Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
her facebook's as public as her vagina
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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