You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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