We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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