Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
He kissed a someone with a penis
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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