I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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