The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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