do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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