would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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