She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Can you bring me the toilet please
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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