So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She's the barista slut.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
