So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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