Don't make out with my wife yet
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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