did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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