I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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