I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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