Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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