She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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