do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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