this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
