Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
is that a dick in a sweater?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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