I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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