Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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