What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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