Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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