whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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