he shaved USA in his pubs
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
they're like a gay fantastic four
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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