We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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