I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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