And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
