Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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