1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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