wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize