i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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