Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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