so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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