Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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