So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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