I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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