Where are you?
In a non slutty way
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
