are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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