i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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