how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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