This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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