Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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