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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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