So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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