from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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