just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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