it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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