): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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