so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
