glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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