Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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