question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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