He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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