When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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